Oooh, I bet she’s in the doghouse. Bill Monroe was running for a city council position in Winchester, Indiana - and he lost be one vote. And his wife - well, she forgot to vote. Oops. If I was a marriage counselor, I’d be giving them a call - I’m sure they have some things to talk through.
So, it seems that Russian’s population isn’t growing the way they would like. In order to boost the numbers, the Russian government is giving all married couples the day off on September 12th. Why? To make a baby. If the couple conceives, and their baby is born on Russia Day, June 12, they can win a refrigerator, a dishwasher, or maybe even a car.
A couple in Bosnia was having marital problems. “She doesn’t understand me” - “He doesn’t understand me” - you know the drill. They both turned to the internet, found their soul mates - and then discovered that their soul mates were each other. So were they happy that they were married to their soul mates? Nope. They’re getting divorced. Go figure.
We had Pachelbel’s Canon in D played in our wedding, so when I first saw this video of a Pachelbel Rant, I thought it was hilarious:
Then, I found this Pachelbel Bedtime song by a father. Anyone who has kids that they try to get to bed at a reasonable time of night will totally relate to this:
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